Unhinged Astrology: The Week of March 19-25, 2025
Or: The Universe is Sick of Your Excuses, So Move Already
Welcome to Aries season, where indecision is a crime, procrastination is punishable by universal smackdown, and second-guessing yourself is not an option. If you’ve been wading through the emotional quicksand of Pisces season, congratulations—you survived. But don’t get comfortable, because this week is coming in hot with relationship revelations, action-packed energy, and a reminder that doing nothing is not an option anymore.
Let’s break it down.
Wednesday, March 19 – Mercury Squares Pluto: Words Have Consequences (So Watch Your Mouth)
We start the week with Mercury (communication, thoughts, and technology) going to war with Pluto (secrets, power struggles, and emotional intensity). This is not a “gentle” aspect. This is the universe dragging everything into the light, whether you’re ready for it or not.
If you’ve been keeping secrets? Expect them to spill.
If someone’s been lying to you? The truth is about to come out.
If you’ve been avoiding a necessary confrontation? Guess what—you’re about to have it anyway.
🔥 Pro Tip: This is not the day to start a fight just for fun, unless you want it to escalate into a full-blown, no-one-wins power struggle. Pick your battles wisely.
Thursday, March 20 – Aries Season Begins: Time to Stop Thinking and Start Doing
The sun blasts into Aries today, officially ending the Pisces pity party and replacing it with an industrial-grade flamethrower. Aries season doesn’t care about your excuses, your “what-ifs,” or your deep-seated fear of failure. Aries season says:
- Jump in. Figure it out later.
- If it’s broken, don’t just stare at it—fix it.
- If you’re hesitating, you’re already losing.
This is pure action mode, and the only wrong move is not moving at all. If you’ve been dragging your feet on a decision, Aries season is here to shove you off the cliff and make you fly.
🔥 Pro Tip: Stop making excuses. Start making moves. No one is coming to save you—it’s time to save yourself.
Friday, March 21 – Full Moon in Libra: Relationships Are Under Review (and Some Might Not Pass the Test)
Here’s the thing about Libra energy—it wants balance, but it secretly thrives on chaos.
This Full Moon in Libra is not just about romance—it’s about all relationships. Friendships, work partnerships, family dynamics, and that thing you’ve been calling a relationship but suspect might actually just be a shared delusion.
The Libra Full Moon exposes imbalances. Are you always giving more than you get? Are you holding onto a connection just because it’s comfortable? Are you pretending things are fine when, deep down, you know they’re not?
🔥 Pro Tip: If you’ve been overcompromising, stop it. If you’ve been the selfish one, fix it. If a connection feels one-sided, this is the moment to confront it or cut it loose.
Saturday, March 22 – Mars Enters Pisces: Motivation Gets… Weird
Mars, the planet of action, aggression, and “let’s fight about it” energy, is sliding into Pisces, which means… our drive to get things done just took a detour through Dreamland.
Mars in Pisces doesn’t charge forward—it drifts. It takes action intuitively instead of logically. It moves with strategy and subtlety, which is great for art, manifestation, and emotional breakthroughs, but terrible for straightforward, linear progress.
🔥 Pro Tip: If you feel like your usual tactics aren’t working, try working with the flow instead of forcing it. Mars in Pisces rewards creativity, intuition, and adaptability.
Sunday, March 23 – Venus Sextile Jupiter: The One Good Day This Week
Finally, a break. Venus (love, pleasure, money) is smooching Jupiter (expansion, abundance, good vibes), which means today is actually not a disaster! If you’ve been dealing with emotional heaviness all week, this is your chance to breathe, laugh, and maybe even enjoy yourself.
- Great day for: romantic connections, creative projects, making money moves, indulging in something fun.
- Terrible day for: sitting around doing nothing. Take advantage of this boost.
🔥 Pro Tip: If you need to charm someone, ask for a favor, or convince the universe to throw you a bone, today is the day.
Monday, March 24 – Mercury Conjunct Chiron: Deep Conversations (Or Deeply Wounding Ones)
Mercury (communication) meets up with Chiron (wounds and healing), meaning words have the power to heal today… or destroy.
If you need to have an honest, raw, soul-baring conversation, this is a powerful transit for it. But if you’re just looking to win an argument or prove a point, be prepared for lingering emotional damage.
🔥 Pro Tip: Be intentional with your words. This is a day for real talk, but it’s not an excuse to be reckless. If you’re about to send a petty, passive-aggressive text, just don’t.
Tuesday, March 25 – The Moon Conjuncts the South Node in Scorpio: Let It Go or Be Dragged
We wrap up the week with Scorpio energy demanding a final purge. The South Node represents what we need to release, and Scorpio is the sign of deep transformation, emotional intensity, and occasionally setting everything on fire just to see what happens.
If you’ve been clinging to old wounds, toxic relationships, or outdated narratives about yourself, this is your cue to let that sh*t go. Scorpio doesn’t do half-measures—it’s all in or all out.
🔥 Pro Tip: If something feels like dead weight, it is dead weight. Drop it.
The Bottom Line: This Week is a Cosmic Intervention
- Aries season says: Move your ass.
- The Libra Full Moon says: Fix your relationships or get out.
- Mars in Pisces says: Find a new strategy.
- Mercury + Chiron says: Speak with care, or regret it later.
- Scorpio South Node says: You can’t take the past with you.
The universe is done waiting for you to make up your mind.
No more procrastination. No more excuses. This is the moment to act.
Now go be bold. Light a fire, but try not to burn yourself. 🔥
