Weekly Horoscope: October 11 – 17, 2024
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Aries (March 21 – April 19)
This week, Aries, you’re going to dive headfirst into something without thinking, per usual. But hey, why change now? You’ve survived this long on sheer adrenaline and poor decisions, so keep up the good work. By midweek, you’ll feel unstoppable—mainly because you’ve completely ignored all the advice people gave you. Just be careful not to burn any bridges while you’re blazing through life… but let’s be real, you probably won’t even notice the flames.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Taurus, your idea of self-care this week will be eating carbs while lying in bed, refusing to answer texts. You’ll call it “grounding,” but really, you just want to avoid people. By Thursday, someone will annoy you by asking you to do something productive, and your inner bull will rear its stubborn head. Resist the urge to charge. Take a nap instead. You’re not wrong; they’re just extra.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Gemini, congratulations—you’ll manage to start five different projects this week and finish none of them! Your ability to multitask will be in peak form, but let’s be honest, it’s all chaos disguised as productivity. By the weekend, you’ll be so overwhelmed by all the ideas bouncing around in your head that you’ll spend two hours deciding what to binge-watch instead. You’re an enigma wrapped in a distraction.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Oh, Cancer. You’re feeling all the feelings this week, and everyone around you knows it. Whether you’re crying at commercials or getting sentimental over random objects, expect the emotional floodgates to be wide open. Just try not to guilt-trip everyone around you for not being as emotionally available as you are. Pro tip: maybe avoid texting your ex this weekend. We both know it’s a bad idea.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Leo, this week you’ll remind everyone that the world does, in fact, revolve around you—whether they like it or not. By Tuesday, you’ll have convinced at least one person to shower you with compliments, but try to stay humble (if that’s even possible for you). Friday is prime time for drama, and naturally, you’ll be in the starring role. Just don’t be surprised if the supporting cast doesn’t show up. Again.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Virgo, you’ve already made a to-do list for the next seven days, haven’t you? And probably a backup list for when that one isn’t good enough. Well, guess what? This week, things are going to fall apart anyway, and no amount of color-coded spreadsheets will save you. Take a deep breath. You can’t control everything, and yes, that’s terrifying. The stars suggest you try relaxing, but we know that’s not really your style.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Libra, this week’s horoscope for you is simple: make a decision, any decision. Seriously, just pick one thing and commit to it. You’ll spend the next few days weighing your options on everything from what to wear to whether you really like your friend’s new haircut. Spoiler: you don’t, but you’ll say you do anyway. By Saturday, you’ll be emotionally exhausted from all the mental gymnastics. Maybe just flip a coin next time?
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Scorpio, your intensity is turned up to 11 this week, and everyone is noticing. While you brood in the corner, plotting your next move, remember that not everyone around you can handle your level of depth 24/7. Lighten up a bit—yes, revenge is fun, but maybe take a break. By Friday, you’ll have someone wrapped around your finger, but let’s hope you don’t crush them with your emotional weight.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Sagittarius, your wanderlust is kicking in hard this week, but surprise—life is still happening, and you’re stuck in it. You’ll daydream about quitting your responsibilities and moving to a cabin in the woods, but until then, you’ll have to deal with mundane tasks like answering emails and pretending to care about meetings. Your sense of humor will save you from total despair, though. Just try not to roast everyone in the process.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Capricorn, it’s time to stop being so serious. Really, no one cares as much as you do, so maybe dial down the workaholic energy this week. Your productivity will be at an all-time high, but if no one is around to praise you for it, did it even happen? By the weekend, you’ll realize you’ve worked through all your free time. Again. Schedule in some fun—or at least try to remember what that is.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Aquarius, you’re feeling extra rebellious this week, which means you’ll go out of your way to do the exact opposite of what’s expected of you. While that might make you feel superior in your own head, it’s also super annoying for everyone else. Expect to ruffle a few feathers. By Sunday, you’ll be knee-deep in some random humanitarian cause, but don’t be surprised if you’re the only one who actually cares.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Pisces, this week is going to feel like a dreamy blur, as usual. You’ll drift through the next few days wondering if reality is even real. While you’re lost in your own head, the world around you will continue to fall apart, but that’s okay because you’re too busy doodling in your journal and listening to sad music. Just try to show up for one or two things—preferably something important, like work.
